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Saturday, March 28, 2015

COPILOTO MARICON

la manera como hablan de el en su aldea. la foto en san francisco (ciudad de las locas) y las otras corriendo. el estilito. el cuerpo. el tipo era pajaro. no se como le dieron un avion en sus manos. el culpable es el capitan. el avion cayo por mariconeria.©varela
the way they talk about him in his village. the photo in san francisco (city of the queers) and the others running. the style. the body. the guy was fag. not be how they gave him an airplane in his hands. the blame is on the captain. the aircraft fell by gayness.©varela

SPACE (VISUAL ODYSSEY)

space lo cree en el 2011 pero con 10 paginas mas y otro enfoque. ahora con el arreglo y la sinopsis lo comparto con ustedes. primero lo concebi con el danubio azul ahora le inserte mejor la musica final de gravity. espero lo disfruten.©varela
i did space in 2011 but with 10 more pages and another focus. now with the fix and the synopsis i share with you. first was concieved with blue danube, now better insert the final music of gravity. i hope you enjoy it.©varela

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Friday, March 27, 2015

DEMOCRACIA EN BANDEJA / DEMOCRACY AT LARGE

se avecina un acontecimiento extraordinario: la contienda politica mas cochina de la historia de este pais. los republicanos van con demasiados puntos abajo y sin un contendiente de peso. y la moral se ha estrechado mucho. me recuerda cuando los democratas fueron con lechuza mondale a la reeleccion del vaquero reagan y despues con pestañita dukakis contra bush el boniato, que cuando aquello todavia habia cierto honor (quizas motivado porque enfrente estaban los sovieticos mirando y los chinos coqueteando)... -que salio? el hijo bailarin de reagan, el derribo de bush en la ww2, la deuda del irs de la ferraro, el tratamiento psiquiatrico temporal del griego. en la primera de clinton se revelo lo del queme de la bandera, la marihuna sin absorver y la huida a canada cuando vietnam... e inexplicablemente los dems se enfocaron solo en perot. se vio mas suciedad cuando el gop puso al lisiado dole en la segunda vuelta contra clinton. el de la manito cerrada no tenia punch y recurrieron a todo contra bill: las becadas de la casa blanca, los trucos hipotecarios, la posibilidad lesbiana de hillary, el novio exdrogadicto de la hija. bush el ñame vs gore fue penoso; antes de terminar en fraude electoral gore dijo que bush no sabia leer mientras bush casi tildo de maricon a gore. y las 2 de obama ya las hemos visto. en la primera hasta mc'cain tuvo que decirle a una vieja que el negro no era terrorista arabe y que si cogia su trabajo habia que respetarlo. en la segunda contra romney, empezaron los conservadores con trump y el certificado de nacimiento y los liberales cogieron tanto miedo que tambien atacaron al mormon con todo. aquella conversacion de sobremesa grabada, la del 40% estilo kkk, fue deliciosa pero era espionaje politico como el de watergate. en fin, que veremos de todo mientras rush limbaugh sera decisivo si antes no le da el segundo infarto. y me voy con este cuento de alvarez guedes (video abajo), el del politico que en la cuba republicana se para y dice: pueblo de bayamo, hace 4 años en este mismo parque y en esta misma tribuna defendi la candidatura del doctor ramon grau san martin y hoy en este mismo parque y esta misma tribuna defiendo la candidatura de carlos saladrigas y zayas contra ramon grau san martin, y ustedes se preguntaran por que. y le grita uno del publico: porque te vendiste hijoputa!©varela

an extraordinary event is coming: the most filthy political contest in the history of this country. republicans go with too many points down and without a real contender. and moral has become too much narrowed. reminds me of when the democrats were with owl mondale in the re-election of cowboy reagan and then with eyelash dukakis against bush the sweet potato, that when that still was some honor (perhaps motivated 'cause in front the soviest were looking and chinese flirting)... -what came out? the reagan dancer son, the of bush shot-down in the ww2, the ferraro irs debt, the temporary psychiatric treatment of the greek. in the clinton's first was revealed the burning flag, the marijuana without inhaling and the fleeing to canada when vietnam... and inexplicably the dems focused only on perot. more dirt was saw when the gop put the crippled dole in the second round against clinton. the one with the closed hand had no punch and they used everything against bill: the white house students, the mortgage tricks, the hillary dyke possibility, the daughter's ex-adict boyfriend. bush the yam vs gore was painful: before ending in fraud election, gore said that bush didn't know how to read while bush nearly branded gore as queer. and we already saw the 2 obama's. in the first even mc'cain had to tell an old lady that the nigga wasn't terrorist arab and in case the job reached he deserved respect. in the second against romney, the conservatives started with trump and the birth certificate and the liberals caught so much fear that also attacked the mormon. that recorded talk table, that 40% style kkk, was delicious but it was as the watergate political spying. anyway, we'll see everything while rush limbaugh will be decisive if before doesn't have the second heart attack. and i'm finishing with this alvarez guedes joke (video above), about the republican cuba's politician that says: people of bayamo, 4 years ago in this same park and at this very rostrum i defended the candidacy of dr. ramon grau san martin and today in this same park and this very rostrum i defend the candidacy of carlos saladrigas y zayas against ramon grau san martin, and you ask why. and yells one from the public: because you've sold yourself motherfucker!©varela

BUSCANDO GUAYABA (VOCAL SAMPLING)

Thursday, March 26, 2015

GERMAN KAMIKAZE

ahora dicen que en el vuelo de los alpes el copiloto se tranco en la cabina y estrello el avion. o sea, se mato pero se llevo con el 149 mas. eso no es justo. el suicida tiene 2 opciones: irse solo o acompañado. quienes escogen el ñampiti en molote son unos hijoputas. lo vimos con los cabeza e trapo que se tiraron en las torres gemelas y en todos esos que se vuelven un taco de c4 y se lanzan contra una shoping repleta de gente. cuando yo asalte el herald tuve la precaucion de ordenarle al personal que se apeara del quinto piso. por si habia tiroteo. yo no me queria matar -hubiera bastado con asomarme por una ventana- pero por si la moscas. ahora cuando uno compra el boleto de vuelo debe pedir el examen psiquiatrico de los aviadores. o sus certificados medicos en caso de enfermedad que provoque desasosiego. o quizas hasta el record financiero, no vayan a estar en quiebra. pero yo incluiria hasta sus estados civiles, pues los solteros, divorciados y viudos tienden a tirarse al abandono. en fin, que ya casi no se puede viajar en avion (alla el disidentur™).©varela
now they say that copilot was locked out in the cockpit and crashed the aircraft in the flight of the alps. so, he killed himself but took with him 149 more. that's not fair. the suicidal has 2 options: going alone or accompanied. those who choose the whacked crowded are motherfuckers. we saw it with the towel head who smashed in the twin towers and all those that become a c4 taco throwing themselves against a full of people shopping. when i raid the herald i was careful to instruct the personnel to get down from the fifth floor. could was a shooting. i don't wanted to be killed -have been enough peeking through a window- but just in case. now when one buys a flight ticket should ask the aviators psychiatric examination. or their medical certificates in case of illness causing anxiety. or maybe even the financial record, in case of bankruptcy. but i would include up to their marital statuses, since singles, divorcees and widowers tend to jump to the abandonment. finally, that already almost you cannot travel by plane (that's dissidentour™ problem).©varela

CUENTAPROPISTAS (LUISITO & VOCAL SAMPLING)


ZEN CUBANO

la disidencia cubana es tan fragil que depende del papelito que le da el gobierno para disentir. para poder salir y entrar y actuar como tal. que si ahora cambian los pasaportes los dejan varados en la habana como protestones. entonces cuando somos opositores condicionados por el foco de nuestra oposicion, no nos oponemos a nada por mucha mierda que hablemos. en los tiempos de marti saliamos de contrabando y entrabamos en bote lleno de rifles. en el de fidel nos ibamos deportados desembarcando de vuelta armados en yate. ahora nos vamos por viajar. por joder, para disfrutar, a vacilar. salimos vacios y entramos llenos de porqueria. que son sentimientos muy humanos pero no patriotismo. tampoco somos sociedad civil alguna. el sentido social es otra cosa. es responsabilidad hasta con la familia. es trabajo inclusive. disciplina. el entorno no justifica nuestra conducta, al contrario... nuestro comportamiento lo modifica. entonces no somos descarados por el mal gobierno, tenemos el mal gobierno por descarados que somos.©varela
cuban dissidence is so fragile that it depends on the paper that gives the government to dissent. to be able to exit and enter and to act as such. if now passports are canged, leave them stranded in havana as gumpiers. then when we're opponents conditioned by the focus of our opposition, we aren't opposed to anything in spite of talking a lot of shit. in the times of marti we went out smuggling and entered with a boat full of rifles. in the fidel's we fled as deportees, landing back armed in a yacht. now left for traveling. to fuck, to enjoy and hanging around. going out empty and getting back full of crap. that're very human feelings but not patriotism. we're not any civil society. the social meaning is something else. it's up to the family responsibility. it's even working. discipline. the environment doesn't justify our behavior, on the contrary... our conduct modifies it. then we're not blatant by the bad government... we have the misrule by brazen we are.©varela

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

EL CUENTO DE LARA / LARA'S TALE

la noticia dice hoy que a lara logan, 43, la famosa corresponsal del 60 minutes de cbs, la acaban de hospitalizar de nuevo debido a la violacion publica que sufrio en la plaza tahrir de egipto cuando fue a cubrir la primavera arabe del 2011. ahora tiene sangramiento interior y sufre trastornos digestivos. esta sudafricana que esta riquisima y ademas le gusta provocar sexualmente ya le ha sacado mucha lasca al incidente. los arabes publicaron un reporte del hospital del cairo donde la atendieron que contradice todo lo que cuenta ella. resulta que narra un gang-bang de media hora donde el molote la separa de su camarografo y su guardaespalda, le ripian la ropa, le meten dedos en el culo y el bollo cerca de 200 hombres y despues unos 6 le encajan las pingas paradas (imagino que eran los mas pinguos y ademas los mas mentales porque tenian erecciones en medio de un gentio), los cuales incluso la escupen, la orinan y se vienen sobre ella. añade que hasta le clavan palos de banderas, garrotes y toda clase de objeto puntiagudo. la golpean y le jalan el pelo gritandole puta americana y judia. y aun asi esta consciente 30 minutos. nunca pierde el sentido. falso. el problema es que ha vivido de ese cuento un lustro y seguira viviendo. ahora es la jefa de la corresponsalia extranjera de la cadena y lo que busca es ser mas famosa que anderson cooper y que bill o'reilly. ah, y otra cosa, no hay ni una foto de ella ensangrentada.©varela
the news said today that lara logan, 43, the famous cbs's 60 minutes correspondent, just is hospitalized again due to the public violation that suffered in tahrir sqaure, egypt, when she went to cover the arab spring in 2011. now she has internal bleeding and suffering digestive disorders. this south sfrican who very sexy and also likes to provoke sexually has get too much flake from the incident. the arabs published a report from the hospital in cairo where she was attended that contradicts everything that she says. turns out telling a half-hour gang-bang where the mob separates her from his cameraman and his bodyguard, they rip off her clothes, put her fingers in the ass and pussy nearly 200 men and then about 6 penetrate her with hard cocks (i imagine that they were the biggers and also the most focused 'cause they got erections in the middle of a crowd) which even spit her, wet her and come over her. she adds that even they nailed her with sticks of flags, clubs and any pointedf object. they hit her and pull her hair yelling her american bitch and jew. and yet she was her conscious for 30 minutes. never lost consciousness. false. the problem is that she has lived from this tale 5 years and will continue to live. it's now the head of the foreign correspondent of the network and is looking to be more famous than anderson cooper and bill o'reilly. uh, and another thing, there's no one bloody pic of her.©varela

YO NO SE LA SACO A ESTA PARA METERSELA A UNA ANOREXICA / I DON'T TAKE OUT IT FROM THIS ONE TO PUT IT INTO AN ANOREXIC

VARELA & BANANAS REPUBLIC

varela invita al disidentur™ a la cumbre de las americas en panama pero no invita a donald trump, critico -chota- del gobierno americano. el show fuera mejor. pero es obvio, con los yumas la cosa es distinta, son los de la fula y si los panameños se ponen a comer mierda los invaden otra vez, les cierran el canal, les pintan de blanco el cristo negro. pero como dijera ichikawa ya cuba gano la cumbre con la medida que logro ayer del departamento del tesoro. tener 4 pelagatos sentados atras atras haciendo muecas no viene al caso. ni crean leyes ni hacen actas a no ser la hoja de ruta de la embajada americana y la nomina del cobro mensual: migajas. todavia esta por ver si por ejemplo, a peru varela le invita a los de sendero luminoso que acaban de salir de la carcel, aunque estos no fueron disidentes sino guerrilleros urbanos. de todas formas el gobierno de varela es una mierda (es el unico gobernante latinoamericano que el herald nunca menciona por su apellido por no mencionar el mio, y solo dice panama). esta reeditando los peores momentos de mireya moscoso, cuando era su vicepresidente. ya se vio en la boberia del barco norcoreano con chatarra belica que finalmente no supo que hacer con ella y antes de metersela por el culo la vendio a hollywood.©varela
varela invites the dissidentour™ to the summit of the americas in panama but not invite donald trump, critic -joker- of the american government. the show could be better. but obviously, the thing with the yuma is different, as they're the fula and if panamanians eat too much shit they invade them again, close the canal, paint in white the black christ. but as ichikawa already says cuba won the summit with the measure that achieves from the treasury department yesterday. having 4 grimacing morons sat in the background, doesn't come to the case. they don't create laws nor do any writing but the roadmap from the american embassy and the monthly payroll: crumbs. still to see if for example, to peru varela invites the shining path members who just came out of prison, although these weren't dissidents but urban guerrilla. anyway the varela government is crap (it's the only latin american ruler that the herald never mentioned by his last name to not mention mine, and it only says panama). this reissuing of mireya moscoso worst moments, when he was his vice president. already was saw in the sillyness of the north korean boat with warring scrap that finally didn't know what  to do with that and before placing up the ass, he sold to hollywood.©varela

Tuesday, March 24, 2015

三匹の猿 SANBIKI NO SARU

es comico que 4 dias despues que montaner el bueno y el herald dicen que la tercera ronda de conversaciones cuba-usa fue mal, los americanos despenalizan una serie de compañias y empresarios de comercio de la isla (fin de la ley torricelli? 1992 cuban democracy act). que si las negociaciones llegan a ir bien, los perros calientes estuvieran bajando via satelite y la cocacola llegara por fibra optica. pero esto es lento, como dice yoani, ahora de analista politica. pienso que estaran trabajando sobre la velocidad porque a los americanos no les gusta perder tiempo (time is money dicen ellos). a lo mejor deciden hablar solo por llamada de conferencia o pantalla gigante para abaratar esto, estilo ceo. que si los cubanos no tienen las condiciones se las alquilan los yumas. el problema es ver para lo que ha quedado el anticastrismo, para catalogar conversaciones, si malas, regulares o peores. ya pronostique que en la cuarta ronda diran que se fueron a las manos y en la quinta que josefina mordio a roberta. que tras eso, los mc'donalds estaran en el vedado, los ford bajandose del ferry, sears en quinta avenida y walmart en galiano, como antes. y los anticastristas asegurando en primera plana que las conversaciones son una mierda (con 6 millones de turistas revoloteando y retozando).©varela
funny that 4 days after montaner el bueno and the herald said that the third round of talks cuba-usa went wrong, americans legalize a number of companies and entrepreneurs of trading of the island (end of the 1992 cuban democracy act? la ley torricelli). that if the negotiations go well, the hot dogs were going down via satellite and coke arriving by optics fiber. but this is slow, as yoani says, now a political analyst. i think that they're working on the speed 'cause to the americans don't like losing time (time is money they say). maybe they decide to speak only by call conference or giant screen to lower this, ceo style. that if the cubans don't have conditions the yumas rented it to them. the problem is to see for what the anti-castroism has left, to categorize conversations, if bad, regular or worse. i already forecast that in the fourth round they'll say that went physical and in the fifth that josefina bit roberta. after that, the mc'donalds will be in vedado, the ford getting off from the ferry, sears at fifth avenue and walmart in galiano, as before. and the anti-castroists making front page that talks are shit (with 6 million of tourists fluttering and frolicking).©varela