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Tuesday, August 14, 2012

CRISTINA SARALEGUI'S FINGER GESTURE (by popular petition)

cristina saralegui, que hizo famoso en la television hispana de estados unidos el simbolo del perdon a los gladiadores en el circo, el dedo gordo pa'rriba; la dura del talk-show, la oprah winfrey cubiche, esta sufriendo los embates de nuestra ala derecha. por apoyar a obama. bienvenidos al show de miami, queridos televidentes. la mafia local le vira los cañones y ya la acusan de comunista en la radio y los periodiquitos (lease chocho mambi & flyer las americas). hay hasta un articulo que termina diciendo que cristina ha olvidado los fusilamientos, el hundimiento del remolcador 13 de marzo y el derribo de las avionetas de basulto. ya eso le roncan los cojones. dentro de poco, como hicieron con jose canseco, le quitaran el nombre de ella a la calle que lo lleva y la declararan hija non-grata de la ciudad. incluso los hijoputas del ayuntamiento le pueden pedir de vuelta las llaves de miami que le dieron. y ojo con su estrella en la calle 8 que la aplanadora de saavedra esta calentando los motores para pasarle por encima y convertirla en gravilla. recuerdo el dia que cristina saralegui queria regalarle al marido una caricatura mia por el dia de su cumpleaños. vendida, desde luego, porque aunque me caen muy bien cristina y marcos, cobraban bastante bien sus shows a las televisoras. en fin que para que marcos no se diera cuenta de la cartulina me tuve que ver con diana montané -productora de cristina y colega mia en la revista exito!- en un parqueo, detras de un carro, al lado de un poste y toreando las camaras exteriores de las oficinas del show de cristina en una isla del puerto, como si estuvieramos traficando droga. yo le di la cartulina y ella me dio el dinero. despues me llama cristina esmorecida de la risa contandome que su marido estaba nervioso porque habia visto en los monitores a un gorila en el parqueo (yo), tipo colombiano, con una escopeta recortada en las manos (la cartulina enrollada) encimandosele y casi violando a diana. pero marcos no necesita esa imaginacion para entender ahora el calvario que esta pasando su esposa en miami, por su posicion politica. de su salida de univision a su cancelacion del show de telemundo solo por desembuchar sus ideas democratas. obama la escogio a ella como vocera de su camapaña '12 con los hispanos. ella bien pudiera haberse acotejado como la tralla que currala en los medios de entretenimiento miamenses, recalcitrantes y republicanos quizas hasta por oportunismo. si este panorama es la proxima cuba, no hay proxima cuba. solo mayabeque con fula.©varela 
cristina saralegui, wich in the hispanic television in united states made famous the symbol of forgiveness to the gladitators in the circus, the thumbs up; our talk-show's queen, the cuban oprah winfrey, is suffering the ravages of our right wing. for supporting obama. welcome to miami show, ladies and gentlemen. the local mafia points its guns to her and she's already accused of communist by radio and tabloids (meaning decrepit-radio mambi & diario-flyer las americas). there's even an article that it concludes that cristina has forgotten the firing squads, the sinking of the 13 march tug and the shooting down of the brothers to the rescue's planes. now that snore the balls. soon, as they did with jose canseco, they'll remove her name from the street that has it and declare her non-grata daughter of the city. even the son-of-a-bitches of the city hall can ask her to give back the keys that miami gave her. and beware her star on 8th street 'cause saavedra is warming up his bulldozer and could turn it into gravel. i remember the day when cristina saralegui wanted to give her husband a caricature from me, for the day of his birthday. sold, of course, because even though i like very well cristina and marcos, they charged fairly well their shows to television stations. in the end that marcos didn't give account of the cardboard i had to see diana montané -cristina's producer and colleague of mine in exito! magazine- in a parking lot behind a car, next to a pole and avoiding cameras in the exterior wall of the cristina show's offices on an island in the port, as if we were dealing drugs. i gave her the cardboard and she gave me the money. then later cristina calls me falling down of laughter telling me that her husband had  almost a nervous break-down 'cause he had seen on the monitors a gorilla in the parking lot (me), colombian type, with a trimmed shotgun in his hands (the coiled cardboard) approaching and almost raping diana. but marcos doesn't need that imagination now to understand the ordeal that's happening his wife in miami, by her political position. her output from univision and then the cancellation of the telemundo show for only expressing her democrat ideas. obama chose her as his '12 campaign hispanic spokeswoman. she could well have been like most of that pack of wolves that work in the miami entertainment media, recalcitrant and republicans perhaps even because of opportunism. if this scenario is the next cuba, there is no next cuba. only mayabeque with bucks.©varela