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Thursday, August 23, 2012

HURACAN

el herald, que vive monitoreando mi blog, es capaz de negar su politica editorial con tal de contradecirme. ahora que escribi eso de los mayas y la muerte de fidel, este periodico, que se ha pasado todo el tiempo hablando de que fidel se muere, sale con que fidel esta vivo, escribiendo un libro junto a chavez, o sea, la version de cuba. es para contradecirme. todo el mundo sabe que ya fidel esta muerto porque los mayas sabian mas que nosotros pero ahi lo dejo. porque tambien traen la noticia de que viene un huracan para la florida. como no tienen noticias, las inventan. es falso decir eso. el huracan lleva su curso, que venga para la florida es otra cosa. pero la prensa miamense esta hecha por imbeciles, para ignorantes. no se tiene mas que ver como nos meten miedo los meteorologos de la tv, todos analfabetos (y paradojicamente los hispanos estan un poquito mas preparados que los norteamericanos). para que la gente salga en masa a comprar porque tienen negocio con las ferreteras homedepot. un portorro que vive en mi esquina me dijo que ya estaba preparado por si se iba la luz, habia comprado una caja de bombillas. le adverti que quitase todos los cristales de las ventanas porque el huracan se los rompe. me pregunto que como los ponia despues que pasara el huracan, y le dije que comprando otras ventanas. en fin, tendremos un fin de semana movido. en espiral de histeria. asi vivimos desde que nos azoto andrew en 1992. recuerdo cuando yo vine de cuba en 1980 se hablaba del huracan del 62, que habia arrasado con medio miami 18 años antes, pero la gente todavia no salia a comprar hasta que el bicho no estuviera en los cayos mas o menos. ahora, desde que se forman en las costas de africa estamos nerviosos. y ya cuando isaac estaba en las west indias todo el mundo sabia que venia para aca. y el herald nos mantiene informados. pero ahora es posible que despues que lean este post, digan que el monstruo puede bajar por el golfo de mejico para perdonarnos. de todas formas el mejor titular de huracanes del herald fue aquel que decia a toda plana: salvanos, señor!©varela 
the herald, which lives monitoring my blog is able to deny its editorial policy house in order to contradict me. now that i wrote about the mayans on fidel's death, this newspaper, which happened all the time talking about fidel dies, goes out with fidel is alive, writing a book with chavez, i.e. the version of cuba. it's to contradicts me. everybody knows that fidel is already dead because the mayans knew more than us but i leave it there. because the paper also brings the news that a hurricane comes to florida. as they have no news, they invent it. it's false to say that. the hurricane takes its course, coming to florida is something else. but the local press is made by morons, for ignorants. you can watch those meteorologists on tv trying to put fear on us, all illiterate (and oddly, hispanics are a little bit more prepared than the americans). so people go out in masse to buy because the press have business with the homedepot hardwares. a puerto rican who lives in my corner told me that he already prepared itself to when the light goes off, he had purchased a box of light bulbs. i warned him immediately to remove all the glass from the windows because the hurricane could broken it. he wonders how to put back the glass in the windows after the hurricane, and i said him to buy new windows. finally, we'll have a moved weekend of spinning hysteria. so we live since we got hit by andrew in 1992. i remember when i came from cuba in 1980 everybody spoke about the '62's hurricane, it had razed to the ground with half miami 18 years earlier, but people still didn't come out to buy until the evil one was not in the keys, more or less. now, since they're on the coasts of africa we're nervous. and when isaac was already in the west indies everyone knew that he came over here. and the herald keeps us informed. but now it's possible that the newspaper to say, after reading this post, that the monster can goes down by the gulf of mexico to forgive us. anyway the best herald hurricane headline was that one that said to all flat: save us, lord!©varela
NOTA AL PERSONAL:
a las 10:00 am el herald, tras leer mi post, cambio la noticia. y donde decia 'isaac viene para la florida', ahora dice 'isaac amenaza'. debi hacerle un print screen a la primera noticia. en fin, el mar.

at 10:00 am the herald, after reading my post, changed the news. and where they said 'isaac comes to florida', now says 'isaac threatens'. i should made a print screen to the first headline. by the way, that's it.

OTRA NOTA AL PERSONAL:
me informan desde la redaccion que el herald a las 2:00 pm quito completamente de la internet la noticia de que fidel estaba vivo escribiendo un libro con chavez.

somebody informs to me from the newsroom that the herald at 2:00 pm removed completely from internet that fidel was alive writing a book with chavez.