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Monday, August 27, 2012

THE INTERNET MIRAGE

desde las carvenas de la edad de piedra el cazador queria impresionar al mamut pareciendosele. o quizas meterle miedo a la tribu para apropiarse del pernil. y por ello se encasquetaba encima 3 lotes de pieles, con alboroto de pelambre, cara pintada con sangre y mazo grande. este esquema mental lo vemos luego en los cascos de los vikingos con aquellos tarros de vacas y en las horripilantes mascaras de las armaduras de los samurais. los romanos usaban un plumaje rojo en la cabeza semejante a la cresta del gallo y anchas suelas de cuero en sus sandalias que los alzaban 3 pulgadas mas alla de su estatura real. por ello parecian mas grandes que africanos y macedonios en el combate. es que incluso el fisicoculturismo no parte de una idea saludable sino enfermiza: ser mayor que el otro, en dimensiones. visto asi, la internet vino a solucionar estos problemas para todos. si bien, como dijera locuazmente quentin tarantino en su libreto de kill bill, clark kent es la critica que superman le hace a la raza humana, los supermanes de la www son clark kents que, criticandose ellos mismos subliminalmente, gestionan alli lo que no pueden en sus vidas. por eso vemos menopausicas siliconicas cumplimentando con jovencitos testosteronicos y viejos verdes viagra enredados con adolescentes piercing y tatuadas en facebook. y los chat rooms estan llenos de heroes miticos con avatares legendarios. ni obama ni romney se sustraen de esta ecuacion e informan de millones de seguidores en twitter donde el 80% son cuentas roboticas o inactivas, descontinuadas. puro numero. no existe esa cantidad de seres humanos detras de la informacion suministrada. y asi como los politicos, son los disidentes de toda sociedad, seleccion deportiva, o religion. todos mienten. todos se ponen cascos y todos se alzan sobre sus sandalias. pero la world wide web es, en si, justa. nos recuerda sus gajes y limitaciones. mi peluquero homosexual (una redundancia), se empato via google con camionero bulgaro de pelo en pecho, musculatura simia y calvicie total, que vivia aburrido de su obesa mujer. era la realizacion de mi peluquero -venido de palma soriano- y procedio a su fantasia. pero mi estilista no era estilista en internet sino esbelta y exotica joven modelo. juntos, la gacela latina y el gorila dacio, tuvieron las mas emocionantes -y aberrantes- aventuras hasta que cuando ya mi barbero, en crisis de conciencia confeso su verdad al otro, recibio tambien su sorpresa: el otro tampoco era el otro sino una mediotiempo española cansada de su beodo y abusador marido, medio tiempo oficinista. el final? ambos perdieron la fe en la internet... pero no en la vida. mi peluquero dejo sus miedos, salio del closet o el chiforrober y ahora acude a los bares gays de la playa. y supongo que asi mismo la mediotiempo comenzo a escaparse a los pubs nocturnos de madrid, con o sin lesbianas, lo mismo da.©varela 
from the stone age's caves, the hunter wanted to impress the mammoth, looking like the mammoth. or maybe to scare the tribe for appropriating the hind leg. and that's why he wore 3 lots of fur, with hair uproar, bloody painted face and big stick. this frame of mind was seen later in the hulls of the vikings with those cow's horns and then in the gruesome masks of the armor of the samurai. the romans used a red plumage on the head similar to the crest of the rooster and wide soles of leather in their sandals that raised them 3 inches more beyond their real height. for this reason seemed more bigger than africans and macedonians in combat. is that even bodybuilding is not part of a healthy but unhealthy idea: be in dimensions greater than the other. seen like this, the internet came to solve these problems for all. while, as very talkative, quentin tarantino said in his screenplay of kill bill, clark kent is superman's critique on the whole human race. the www supermen are subliminally clark kents, being themselves critics, manage there that may not be in their lives. that is why we see post-menopausal silicon-filled ladies paying respect to testosteronic youngsters and old macho viagra entangled with piercing and tattooed adolescent girls on facebook. and the chat rooms are filled with legendary avatars mythical heroes. neither obama nor romney subtract from this equation and inform millions of followers on twitter where 80% are robotic accounts or inactive, discontinued. pure number. that amount of human beings behind the information provided doesn't exist. and as well as politicians, are dissidents of all society, sport team, or religion. all lie. all wear helmets and all stand on their sandals. but yes, the world wide web is fair. it reminds us of their fouls and limitations. my gay hairdresser (redundancy), via google tied with this bulgarian trucker of hairy chest, simia-muscles and total baldness, with a bored life around an obese wife. the realization of my hairdresser -a native from palma soriano, cuba- comes, and he proceeded to his fantasy. but my stylist wasn't a stylist on the internet but slender and young exotic model. together, latin gazelle and dacian gorilla, had the more exciting -and aberrant- adventures until when my barber in crisis of conscience confessed his truth to the other, also received his surprise: the other was not he-other but a spaniard cougar tired of his part-time clerk drunk and abusive husband. the end? both lost faith on the internet... but not in life. my hairdresser put aside his fears, comes out of the closet or chifforobe and now pay visits to the gay bars on the beach. and i guess likewise the cougar began to flee to madrid nightclubs, with or without lesbian, it doesn't make any difference.©varela