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Saturday, September 1, 2012

CUBA WAS SO PERFECT...

este era el pais del percapita. la salud costaba tanto como la buena educacion, pero habia un electrodomestico y un biste por cada habitante. claro, mientras el rico tenia la casa llena de tarecos y el refrigerador lleno de filetes, el pobre se cagaba en su madre, por vago. y cuando usted sacaba la cuenta, cuba se encaramaba por encima o al nivel de estados unidos, pero todo gracias al rico. en un lugar asi, habia que acotejar las cosas. entonces llego fidel, puso los servicios del medico y del maestro gratis; partio el biste en pedacitos, agarro los electrodomesticos -y todo lo demas- y lo distribuyo: usted trabaja, tiene ventilador. usted es vago, jodase y echese fresco con una penca. y todo el mundo sabe que el vago quiere que hasta la penca se mueva sola, asi que figurense. para el rico, acostumbrado al aire acondicionado y a que trabajasen para el, la penca era un deschave. asi que se fue. y esta aca en miami con su salud cara, educacion cobrada, su bistec (o su dieta vegetal), sus electrodomesticos y el vago, que vino tambien y se convirtio en anticastrista, cobrandole al gobierno americano para inventar -sin inventarlo todavia- una escoba que barra sola. entonces de pronto alla en la isla se acabo el biste, la penca y hasta el aire para batir. y la gente no puede ni respirar porque se considera un robo al estado. fidel, tratando de resolver, le cambio el nombre a las cosas y a la colcha de trapear le llamo biste y a la mierda, todo lo demas. pero un troque asi era logico que terminara con el vago con electrodomesticos y bistec; y el que trabaja, sin nada. y ahora, para colmo, el percapita no da. dice que cuba, aun con salud y educacion, es pobre, subdesarrollada y hambrienta. un momento... -quienes hacen los electrodomesticos? los americanos. la culpa es de los americanos. que embargaron los electrodomesticos, mataron la vaca o le aguantaron la pata, sabotearon la penca, se llevaron al rico, al medico, al maestro y al vago, que aunque solo sirva para inventar, cantar, componer, escribir, recitar, pintar, jugar y hacer muecas, eso entretiene a todos despues del trabajo. entonces tiene que regresar a cuba toda esa gente otra vez. para empezar de nuevo. a ver si el percapita vuelve a cuadrar porque ya la salud y la educacion estan, pero sigue el problema con los electrodomesticos y el biste.©varela 
this was the country of the per capita. the health cost so much as a good education, but it had an electrical appliance and a steak for every inhabitant. of course, while the rich had the house full of stuff plus the refrigerator full of filets, the poor was fucked, by lazy. and when you do maths, the account put to cuba above or equal to united states; but all thanks to the rich. in a place like that, somebody has to fix things. then came fidel, to put the medic and the teacher services free; cut the steak into pieces, grabbed the appliances -and everything- and distributed it: you work, you have a fan. you're lazy, fuck, go to cool yourself with a leaf-stalk. everybody knows the lazy wants up that the leaf-stalk gets move by itself, so you figure out. to the rich, who was accustomed to the air conditioned and others working for it, the leaf-stalk was so embarrassing. so the rich fled. and now is here in miami with its expensive health, charged education, steak (or vegetable diet), appliances, and the lazy, that also came and became anti-castro, charging the american government to invent -still without invented- a broom that bar by itself. then suddenly the island ran out of steak, leaf-stalk and up the whipping air. and people cannot breathe because it's considered a theft to the state. fidel, trying to solve, change the name to things and the quilt of mopping is now called steak and named shit all the other. but a mess like that, was logical that ended with the lazy with appliances and the steak; and the worker with nothing. and now, to make matters worse, the per capita doesn't fit. it's said that cuba, whatever health and education, is poor, underdeveloped and hungry. wait a moment... - who make the appliances? the americans. it's the fault of the americans. that they stop selling the appliances, killed the cow or hold the leg to be killed, sabotaged the leaf-stalk, removed the rich, the doctor, the teacher and the lazy, although it serves only to invent, to sing, to compose, to write, to recite, to paint, to play and to make grimaces, that entertains everybody after work. then all these people have to return to cuba again. and starting over. to see if the per capita square off again because health and education is done, but there's still problem with electrical appliances and the steak.©varela