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Friday, October 19, 2012

A FLOR DE PIEL

en esto de los tatuajes hay 2 industrias, la de dibujar y la de borrar. es que hay cada tatuaje... recuerdo a angelina jolie que cuando andaba con billy bob se escribio su nombre en el hombro. inmediatamente que empezo con brad pitt se lo borro. ahora solo se escribio el de sus hijos por si cambia para tom cruise. pero llevandolo al tema cubano imaginen que al principio de la revolucion a un fanatico de los comandantes le hubiera dado por tatuarse a fidel castro con huber matos, rolando cubelas y gutierrez menoyo. uno no sabe los gustos, tal vez hubiera incluido hasta william morgan. hoy estuviera con la mitad del cuerpo desfigurada o envuelto en trapo como la momia. o mejor hubiera venido para miami para borrarse a fidel solamente. aunque ni con eso, porque aca hubiera gente que le dijera: ese fusilo gente en camagüey... este otro era maricon... y aquel doble agente. ahora nos llego un rapero con fidel tatuado. y dice que no muestra el tatuaje porque en miami lo critican por eso. y el viene a cantar. es tan idiota que no sabe que la noticia es el tatuaje y no sus raps mierderos. si lo muestra se le llena el ache de balseros ovacionandolo y enfrente el versailles de viejos mentandole la madre a gritos. pero es fama igual. cuando tyson salio de la carcel con los tatuajes de mao y el che los exiliados cubanos no apostaron mas nunca a el pero veian sus peleas a ver si lo noqueaban. en la ultima copa mundial de futbol en miami sintonizaban todos los juegos de argentina para ver si messi se partia una pata; solo porque maradona es un hombre ilustrado con fidel y guevara. pero le dieron rating. y sin entrar en la boberia de que un bipedo con una estampa de hitler en la epidermis no puede apearse en el aeropuerto de tel-aviv a no ser que la tenga en el ojo del culo, se necesita urgentemente un intercambio cultural parejo de tatuajes entre miami y la habana. estoy totalmente de acuerdo que de cuba vengan las muestras de ese nuevo fenomeno urbano. jovenes que idolatran a sus lideres y se los surcan en el cuerpo. debe venir incluso elian gonzalez con un tatuaje de los 5 heroes en un bicep y sentarse en el manuel artime a decir lo que le de la gana aunque no nos de las gracias por los 5 meses de propaganda gratuita que le dimos aca. pero si en cuba solo reciben a cucu diamante con una mariposita en el tobillo y a la filarmonica de orlando vestida de traje no hay paridad en el intercambio. debe ir pitbull, hijo de marielito, con sus banderas americana y cubana; chirino cantando ya viene llegando -para que se rian o lo aplaudan- con posada carriles en la espalda; y glorita estefan con batista en el cachete. por aca se aceptara a silvio rodriguez de duo con pablito milanes otra vez en yolanda, y al final del concierto que se abran el pecho y silvio que tenga escrito 'edmundo' y pablito 'hijoputa'. en fin, que segun el tatuaje, el portador... o viceversa. aunque yo la semana pasada entre a una tienda de tatuajes y le dije a la artista que queria la batalla de waterloo en la picha. la ilustradora me pidio que se la mostrara (la picha, no la batalla, de la cual no tenia la mas puta idea). le mostre ambas cosas y me dijo: vamos a empezar por napoleon a ver que pasa. nada, el futuro es de los optimistas. despues de algunos desacuerdos -como ella no conocia mucha historia- termine con la ultima cena sin mateo, pedro, judas, santiago, felipe, juan, bartolomeo, tadeo, andres, simon, jacobo ni matias... pero con jesus, el pan y el vino. y la botella, por la mitad. dije que los tatuajes a veces denigran. va y lo borre.©varela 
in this about tattoos there are 2 industries, the draw and the eraser. it's that there are some tattoos... i remember angelina jolie than when hanging with billy bob she wrote his name on the shoulder. immediately that started with brad pitt she erased it. now only wrote their children anmes if she changes to tom cruise. but provoking the cuban theme imagine that at the beginning of the revolution to a fan of the commanders had given by tattooing fidel castro with huber matos, rolando cubelas and gutierrez menoyo. one doesn't know the tastes, perhaps would have included to william morgan. today could have half of the body disfigured or wrapped in cloth as the mummy. or he had better come to miami to delete fidel only. although not with that, because here had people who told him: that one shot a lot in camagüey... this was faggot... and the other, double agent. now came a rapper with tattooed fidel. and he says that it shows no tattoo because in miami they criticize him for that reason. and he comes to sing. it is so stupid that he doesn't know that the news is the tattoo and not his fucking raps. if he shows off he fill the ache with rafters cheering him and in the opposite across the street the versailles full of elders shouting about his mother. but it's the same fame. when tyson came out of prison with the mao and che tattoos cuban exiles don't bet never more on him, but they saw his fights to see how was ko. in the last soccer world cup miami tuned on every argentina game to see if messi brokes a leg; just because maradona is a illutraded man with fidel and guevara. but they gave rating. and without going into the dumbness that a biped with a picture of hitler in the epidermis cannot step off at tel-aviv airport unless it has it in the hole of the ass, even cultural exchange of tattoos between miami and havana is urgently needed. i completely agree that come these cuba specimens of this new urban phenomenon. young people who idolize so much their leaders than they grooved it through the body. it should come even elian gonzalez with a tattoo of the cuban 5 in a bicep and sit at the manuel artime theater to say whatever he wants even not thanks us for the 5 months of free advertising that we gave him here. but if only cuba received cucu diamante with a buttlerfly in the ankle and the orlando's philharmonic dressed in suit there is no parity in the exchange. sould go pitbull, son of marielito, with his american and cuban flags; chirino singing ya viene llegando -so they dan laugh or applaud it- with posada carriles on his back; and glorita estefan with batista on the cheek. here will be acceptes silvio rodriguez in duet with pablito milanes once again in yolanda, and at the end of the concert they could opened their chest and silvio having written 'edmundo' and pablito 'hijoputa'. finally, according to the tattoo, the bearer... or vice versa. although last week i was in a tattoo shop and told the artist i wanted to the battle of waterloo in the dick. illustrator asked me to show it (the dick, not the battle, which she didn't have the fucking idea). i showed both and she said: let's start by napoleon to see what happens. nothing, the future belongs to the optimists. after some disagreements -as she didn't know much history- i finished with the last supper without matthew, peter, judas, santiago, phillips, john, bartholomew, tadeus, andrew, simon, james nor mathias... but with jesus, the bread and wine. and the bottle in half. i said tattoos sometimes denigrate. anyway i could erase it.©varela