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Monday, October 1, 2012

GADDAFI FRENCH KISS

de ahora en adelante wikipedia tendra 2 versiones sobre la muerte del flamboyan de libia muhamar gadafi en octubre del 2011.
  • version1: se dice que durante la sangrienta guerra civil fue sacado de un drenaje publico, linchado en la calle por una turba de jovenes hasta que omran shaban, de 22 años de edad, le disparo en el rostro con su propia pistola de oro.
  • version2. la nota oficial de la nueva cancilleria de tripoli asegura que bombardeado su convoy por la aviacion de la otan, fue asesinado por un agente secreto frances.
el diario italiano 'corriere della sera' nos trajo ayer esta ultima version. eco de la nueva diplomacia de tripoli, que aparentemente enaltece la muerte del pintadillas. ya antes la habia dejado caer el ex-primer ministro mahmoud jibril ante la television egipcia cuando sugirio que al marigadafi lo habia asesinado un agente extranjero infiltrado en las brigadas revolucionarias. y ahora se revela que nicolas sarkozy colo un topo dentro de las fuerzas rebeldes para, llegado el momento y la oportunidad, eliminar al muhamar. el problema de esta version es que tal agente tuvo que adivinar por donde iba a tratar de escapar gadafi y despues, conocer el itinerario de ataque del comando 3 de las fuerzas militares del tratado del atlantico norte. mas que esclarecimiento historico parece un remiendo politico, otra revision al cuento de los revolucionarios. es que en la historia de los estadistas, la sodomozacion al brother lider quedo a la altura de la de mussolini. hasta el sucio encuadrille a puñaladas a julio cesar se ve como una salida elegante junto a la muerte del coronel libio. porque digan ahora lo que quieran, plasmadas en imagenes tenemos cuadro por cuadro en camara lenta: cocotazos, gaznatones, jalones de pelo, daga por culo, arrastre, culatazo, tiron en cama de camioneta como un puerco, balazo en el estomago y finalmente, en medio de un molote, pistoletazo en el costado de la cara. asi le diera el balazo un aficionado al hashish local que un james bond franco-argelino, la otrora bravuconeria y arrogancia del libio quedo ridiculizada al oirse como le gemia a sus captores: ustedes son mis hijos. no hubo nada de dignidad en su momento final. ni una postura heroica. ni una riposta. ni una patada, ni un escupitazo al menos a sus captores. del che guevara se dijo que se rindio al enemigo -quizas esperando un juicio internacional donde lucirse- sugiriendoles a sus captores que el valia mas vivo que muerto. pero fuera como fuera al final se redimio: sus ultimas palabras lo dicen. palabras que son corroboradas por su ejecutor y por un testigo de su muerte. pero es que poco antes al che quiso vejarlo un oficial boliviano al agarrarle la barba y decirle que tal vez lo iba a afeitar; y el che lo escupio en el rostro (una version inicial dijo que el che lo abofeteo pero en ese momento tenia sus manos atadas, el agente de la c.i.a. felix rodriguez fue quien ordeno desatarle las manos luego). pero ahora resulta que el revolucionario arabe murio a manos del agresor extranjero, no del rebelde nacional. otra muerte para la historia. y a proposito... -donde esta su escuadron de mujeres guardaespaldas? en el proximo numero de playboy, todas encueras. a la cancilleria de tripoli le queda mas historia que arreglar.©varela 
henceforth wikipedia will have 2 versions on the death of libyan flamboyant's muhamar gaddafi on october 2011.
  • version1: it's said that during the bloody civil war he was removed from a public drainage, lynched in the street by a mob of young men until omran shaban, 22 years old, shot him in the face with his own golden gun.
  • version2: the official note of the new chancellery of tripoli ensures that bombarded his convoy by aviation of n.a.t.o., he was killed by a french secret agent.
the italian newspaper 'corriere della sera' brought us yesterday this latest version. echo of the tripoli's new diplomacy, which apparently exalts the death of the picturesque man. earlier had left falling it by former prime minister mahmoud jibril to egyptian tv when suggested that the marigadafi was killed by a foreign agent infiltrated in the revolutionary brigades. and now it's revealed that nicolas sarkozy sent a mole within the rebel forces to, on time and opportunity, to kill the muhamar. the problem with this version is that such agent had to guess for where was going to try to escape al-gaddafi and then, knowing the route of attack of the command 3 of the military forces of the north atlantic treaty. more than clarifies historical events seems a political patchwork, another revision to the story of the revolutionaries. is that in the history of the statesmen, the sodomization to the brother leader was at the height of the mussolini's. even the dirty stabbed ambush to julio caesar is seen as an elegant exit next to the libyan colonel's death. 'cause if they say whatever they want now, reflected in images we have frame by frame in slow motion: blows, slaps, wands of hair, dagger by ass, recoil, pull in bed of pickup truck as a pig, shot in the stomach and finally, in the midst of a human whirlwind, a bullet on the side of the face. so giving the shot to an amateur of the local hashish's, or to a french-algerian james bond, the erstwhile bluster and arrogance of the libyan was ridiculed when you heard as his moaning to his captors: you are my sons. there was nothing of dignity in his final moment. nor a heroic stance. nor a hitting-back. nor a kick, nor an, at least, a spit out to his captors. about che guevara is said that he surrendered to the enemy -perhaps awaiting for an international trial where he could was showing off-  suggesting to his captors that he worth more live than dead. but out and out at the end, he redeems itself: his last words say it. words that were corroborated by his executor and a witness of his death. but it's that prior to that, a bolivian officer wanted to bully him grabbing his beard and telling him that maybe he was going to shave it; and che spat in his face (an initial version said that che slap him but currently he had his hands tied, the c.i.a. agent felix rodriguez was the one who ordered untie che's hands then). but now it turns out that the revolutionary arab died at the hands of the foreign aggressor, not of the national rebel. another death to the history. and by the way... were are his bodyguard female squad? in the next playboy issue, all naked. tripoli's foreign ministry has more history to fix.©varela