ya todos saben los trucos que ha hecho la agencia central de inteligencia americana en cuba desde que fidel tomo el poder. no solo le trato de tumbar hasta la barba -por joder porque fidel sin el barbon tiene poca quijada- sino que le metio ratones con candela amarrada al culo en los cañaverales, pinchos como el de la grafica para que se poncharan los tractores, globos aerostaticos con meao adentro, colillas de cigarro a luis clemente faustino posada carriles y fosforeras a landy bosch avila, mas otras cuantas maldades. pero la oficina de langley ha mermado mucho ahora con esto de que sus directores se han vuelto pichidulces y hacen recortes de personal solo dejando a las secretarias mamadoras, y lo que mandan pa' cuba ahora es mierda, como al agente reclutador charles barclay. al que le dio por reclutar nada menos que a yoani sanchez (no se sabe cual mas idiota si el reclutador o la reclutada pero agentes ninguno son). para crear un dream team de disidentes que la propia yoani se encarga de modificarle. bajo el rotulo de periodistas capaces de levantar un estado de opinion en miami (que ya sabe usted como se levanta el estado de opinion aca viendo lo que yo hago con mi blog), la lista inicial que traia charles a mano, ademas de lucir el listado de la comparsa irreversible, parecia la nomina del circo nacional: incluia a la madre de los aguacates (martha beatriz), el fakir de santa clara (fariñas) y el guapo de placetas (antunez). solo le faltaban los enanos, el comedandela y la mujer con barba, porque hasta payasos, magos y malabaristas tenia. pero yoani, buena recluta, presta y atenta, saca del papel aquellos opositores 'desgastados' (que no dan rating) y a otros que llama 'arribistas' (por no decirles oportunistas o que les caen mal a la chica). le da tafia a martha, fariñas y antunez, y entonces mete al quijote de puerto padre (eliecer avila) y al bruce lee del vedado (tony rodiles). desde luego que macho rico esta clavado en ambas listas, la del ex-oficial de langley y la de la mata-hari del distrito plaza. y a la exigencia de la inteligencia americana de que se necesitan 5 historias semanales de cada uno de ellos, cuentan con la promesa de que van a recibir cursos de capacitacion en la embajada americana. ya se sabe que tipo de historias necesitan, de esas que le gusta al herald (mas alla de miami el publico americano no las pasa) como esas de tiroteos a carros de embajadas, secuestros que son viajes astrales, palizas sin marcas y dientes sin encias, mas arresto, mucho arresto. lo comico -o triste- de este tema es que la fantasia se la creen solo ellos (lease disidentes y contratistas) y los viejitos de miami. nadie es periodista ahi. nadie reporta realidad alguna. nadie es serio ni durmiendo. nadie escribe ni redacta. pero todos ganan dinero. es la c.i.a. en cuba 2012. a costa del contribuyente americano.
©varela
everyone already knows the tricks that has made the american inteligence central agency in cuba since fidel took power. not only try take the fidel's beard -to fuck because fidel without the big beard has a little jaw- but it got mice with fire moored to the ass in the cane plantation fields, skewers as there in the graphoc to flat the tractors tires, aerostatics balloons stuffed with urine, luis clemente faustino posada carriles's cigar butts and lighters to landy bosch avila, plus other many evils. but the langley office has much diminished now with this that its directors has become fuckers and make cuts of staff leaving only the suckers secretariats, and what they send now to cuba is shit, as the agent recruiter charles barclay. that gave him to recruit none other than yoani sanchez (it is not known which more idiot if the recruiter or the recruited but none of them are agents). to create a dream team of dissidents that the own yoani was commissioned of modifies. under the label of journalists capable of lifting a sort of opinion in miami (that you already know how stands the opinion here seeing what i do with my blog), charles has a initial list on hand, as well as show off the listing of the irreversible comparsa, seemed the nationcal circus payroll: included avocados mother (martha beatriz), the santa clara's fakir (fariñas) and the guapo of placetas (antunez). only lacked the dwarves, the fire-eater and the bearded woman, because they already have clowns, magicians and jugglers. but yoani, good recruits, supports and attentive, removed from the paper those 'burned' opponents (that do not give rating) and others who called 'last arrivals' (by not saying them opportunists or fall ill to her). she cuts martha, fariñas ans antunez and then gets the don quixote of puerto padre (eliecer avila) and the bruce lee of the vedado (tony rodiles). since then that macho rico s nailed in both lists, the former langley officer's and the mata-hari of the plaza district's. and to the demand of american intelligence that are needed 5 stories per week for each of them, they have the promise that they will receive training courses at the american embassy. we know that stories they need, those who likes to the herald (beyond miami the american public not pass it) as those of shootings to embassies cars, abductions which astral travels, beatings unmarked and teeth with no gums, plus arrests, many arrests. the funny -or sad- about this topic is that the fantasy are only believed by them (dissidents and contractors) and the elders of miami. nobody is a journalist there. no one reported any reality. none of them is seriously even sleeping. nobody writes or draws up. but all earn money. it's the c.i.a. in cuba 2012. at the expense of the american taxpayer.©varela
