la revista gq acaba de entrevistar a marco rubio, y entre las preguntas
le indaga si sabe la edad de la tierra. rubio le contesta en ingles:
'i am not a scientist, man'. y entonces, como buen republicano, le dice que solo le puede asegurar lo que dice la biblia. a veces la prensa lleva recio a nuestros politicos. que casi todos no son mas que abogados malos, porque si fueran buenos se quedaban en sus bufetes ganando casos -y dinero- como roy black en miami, y no se metieran en la politica. y si hay cosas en que los politicos no se deben meter es en los datos exactos. como hizo reagan cuando iba volando sobre mount st helens y se las bota de filosofo diciendo que el dioxido de sulfuro que suelta nuestro volcan activo posiblemente en 10 años contamina mas la atmosfera que todos los automoviles juntos desde que se inventaron. los datos son: mount st helens suelta a la atmosfera 2,000 toneladas de dioxido de sulfuro diario; los automoviles de estados unidos, en un dia, 81,000. pero otro presidente, bush el ñame, divagando con otro periodista acerca de la informacion, le dice en el 2007:
'la informacion es movimiento, por eso, ademas de leer la prensa normal, yo me muevo de la blogosfera a la internet'. el periodista se quedo callado, era de fox; si llega a ser de nbc le pregunta entonces que donde esta la blogosfera. pero sarah palin fue nuestra gran geografa cuando solto que como no nos ibamos a arreglar con los rusos si desde el patio de su casa se podia ver rusia. unos dicen que fue una metafora. el caso fue que la palin creia que la montañas que se veian detras de su mansion de campo, que son el range del mt mc'kinley, era la peninsula de kamchatka. y estan los misticos como jimmy carter que dijo que vio un platillo volador. y los astronomos como el vicepresidente dan quayle cuando dijo que marte era del mismo tamaño de la tierra, estaba en la misma orbita del sol, y tenia canales de agua. pero la fama de qualye la agarro con la ortografia cuando en una escuela, dirigiendo un concurso de deletreo junto a los estudiantes de tercer grado, sugirio mal la palabra
potato (por potatoe). de alli se le quedo el nombrete de
potatoe quayle. y la campeona del bluff es nuestra secretaria de estado hillary clinton cuando dijo que en su visita como primera dama a una de esas algidas republicas de los balcanes, su helicoptero habia aterrizado bajo un intenso tiroteo; pero cuando se paso el video la estaban esperando abajo con coca-cola, kake, pitos y matracas. ahora, el lider de nuestros politicos metiendo la pata es el actual vice joe biden. una de sus mayores fue durante
una entrega de premios, le toca otorgarle uno al cientifico stephen hawking y le vocifera:
'stand up, steve-o!' el camarografo, que debio ser republicano o jodedor, inmediatamente paso la imagen al paraplejico sentado en su silla. y biden recitifica:
'ah, prefiere permancer sentado!''©varela
the magazine gq just interviews marco rubio, and among the questions inquired him if he knows the age of the earth. rubio replied: 'i am not a scientist, man'. and then, as a good republican, tells that he can only assures what the bible says. sometimes the press got hooked our politicians. almost all are not more than bad lawyers, because if they were good attorneys they remained in their law firms as roy black in miami, winning cases -and money- instead getting themselves in politics. and if there are things that politicians do not must try is the exact data. as reagan did when he was flying over mount st helens and posing as philosopher says that sulfur dioxide that our active volcano releases in 10 years possibly pollutes more the atmosphere than all cars together since they were invented. the real data is: mount st helens released into the atmosphere 2,000 tons of daily sulfur dioxide; cars of united states, in one day, 81,000. but another president, bush the yam, wandering with another journalist about the information, tells in 2007: 'the information is movement, that is why, in addition to reading the normal press, i move from the blogosphere to the internet'. the journalist stood silent, was fox's; if was of nbc, could ask him where the blogosphere is. but sarah palin was our great geographer when dropped that as not us we were going to fix with the russians if from her courtyard could see russia. some say that it was a metaphor. the case was that palin believed that the mountains behind her country house, which are the range of mt mc'kinley, was the kamchatka peninsula. and there are the mystics as jimmy carter who said that he saw a flying saucer. and the astronomers as vice president dan quayle when he said that mars was the same size of earth, was in the same orbit of the sun, and had water channels. but the fame that qualye grabbed was with orthography when in a school, managing a spelling contest next to third grade students, suggested bad the word potato (for potatoe). from there he got the nickname of potatoe quayle. and the bluff champion is our secretary of state hillary clinton when she said that during her visit as first lady to one of those troubled balkans republics, her helicopter was langind under intense crossfire; but when the video was aired, they were on ground waiting for her with coca-cola, kake, whistles and rattles. now, the screw it up's political leader is the current vp joe biden. one of his big ones was during an awards ceremony, he was giving a prize to scientist stephen hawking, and yells him: 'stand up, steve-o!' the cameraman, a republican or a joker, immediately put the paraplegic image sitting in his wheelchair. and biden mend it: 'uh, prefers to stay seated!'©varela
dan quayle en su famoso deletreo / dan quayle in his famous spelling
