cuando carromero el paragüero se incrusto en aquel terraplen contra el ocuje (calophyllum antillanum) en sus 24 horas de le mans entre la habana y bayamo, la prensa local junto a los blogs de derecha clamaron asesinato politico. aun cuando iba contra la inteligencia media que culpaba la velocidad y la falta de señales y contra la arquidiocesis de miami, que sugeria la mano de dios. como en el automovil iban 4 y a los 2 nacionales se los llevo la parca mientras al sueco lo cargo orfeo; el estado cubano, rigido con su transito agricola -y ateo todavia aunque sus militares comulguen los domingos- opto por encanar al funesto conductor español (y digo funesto porque en la peninsula habia matado una cabra en la autopista de sepulveda a hoces del duraton, suspendiendole la cartera dactilar). y con el tipo tras los barrotes castristas, se alimento la leyenda para idiotas, endiosando a oswaldo paya -cuyos proyectos un mes antes tiraban a mierda- y metiendolo en el feretro junto a la pollan, el zapata putasumadre y el camilo cienfuegos. asi las cosas nuestra corin tellado bloguera -filologa por añadidura- insinuo que nunca se sabria la verdadera verdad; y la viuda del difunto alego, junto al washington post, que el gobierno cubano pregonaba mentiras y que alla se personara la interpol, para una investigacion independiente. pero para idependencias esta cuba, que ya hasta sus periodistas quieren ser independientes. y entonces saco el as de la manga o lo que en cubano seria una carabina jugando cubilete: mando al iberico en navidad pa españa. ahora uno esta en el mundo libre y el otro despierto. para que la formula le siga funcionando al anticastrismo tienen que echarle la culpa al ocuje, del cual yo siempre sospeche desde el principio. o decir que ahora todos callan para que la viuda siga recibiendo su fula. entonces no es politica, ojo al pillo, es negocio.©varela
when carromero the reckless driver crashed in the embankment against the ocuje (calophyllum antillanum) in its 24 hours of le mans between havana and bayamo, the local press along with the right blogs cried political assassination. even when going against media intelligence that blamed the speeding and lack of signals and against the archdiocese of miami, which suggested the hand of god. as in the car went 4 and the 2 national were taken by the grim reaper while the swedish was embraced by orpheus; the cuban state, rigid with its countryside transit -atheist yet although its military receive holy communion on sundays- chose to take in the baleful spaniard driver (i say baleful 'cause in the peninsula he had killed a goat on the highway of sepulveda to hoces del duraton, losing his driver license). with the guy behind the castroite bars, they feed the legend for idiots, deifying oswaldo paya -whose projects a month earlier were threw as shit- and putting him in the casket alongside the pollan, zapata whoever and camilo cienfuegos. so things our corin tellado blogger -philologist in addition- insinuated than ever we would know the truly truth; and the widow of the deceased, along with the washington post, claimed that the cuban government was proclaiming lies and that the interpol has to be over there for an independent investigation. but for idependence cuba is, which already up its journalists want to be independent. and then got out the ace from sleeve or in cuban argot, a carabina with dices: the iberian was to spain at christmas. now one is in the free world and the other awake. so to keep running the formula for the anti-castroism have to blame it to the ocuje, which i always suspected from the beginning. or say that all of them are so silent covering the widow to will continue receiving fula. so it isn't politics, be careful, is business.©varela
