como los cubanos todo lo politizamos es logico que segun elizardo sanchez santacruz cuba sea el pais de mas presos politicos en el hermisferio occidental. usted arrolla un chiva con una bicicleta y es lo mismo que si arrollara una chiva, es propiedad del estado. visto asi, el lider de la comision de derechos humanos y reconciliacion nacional tiene una lista que no se acaba nunca. porque cuando se le baja la rellena con personal de las mas disimiles delincuencias: navajazo en cara, nalga tocada, borrachera en parque, escandalo publico, hurto de hortalizas y/o violencia domestica. para ello se busca un lenguaje cantinflero y un mapa de la isla a escala 1 en cien mil, de cartulina, lleno de tachuelas que corrige a cada rato porque le cambian la granja por falta de agua o se la cierran. de todas formas es un chiste macabro porque la lista andaba por 45 y en 15 dias ya tiene 90, segun tamayo el del herald, el que mas sabe de cuba en miami despues de oscaraza y marielvira. pero no se alarmen que en la isla siempre se inventaron ofensivas gubernamentales con nombres dramaticos y combativos tales como
otoño violento (con machado),
navidades sangrientas (con batista), y
primavera negra (con fidel). con raul se estan buscando un nombre, yo sugiero
verano caliente, para cerrar el ciclo del almanaque. es que esto no se puede parar porque es una centrifuga moliendo fula. industria, modus vivendi. imaginen que salga el ultimo preso politico de una carcel cubana... -de que va a vivir toda esta gente? que estamos hablando de partidos, organizaciones, celulas activas, marchas por quinta avenida, criaderos de flores, tintorerias para tela de algodon blanca, todas con sitios de internet, pics, logos y banners. si, ya se que los chicos de bayamo protestaron porque el bizco gutierrez se estaba cogiendo el dinero del u.s.a.i.d. pero esos son gajes del oficio, hay que josear la bola en provincia, que en la capital los pejes gordos tienen jaba en la embajada americana y merienda a casa de monserrate. por eso cuando la nomina carcelaria se reduce, se sale a la calle a provocar. se le mienta la madre a alguien del partido aunque te jure -por dios- que ya esta expulsado y boto el carnet por el excusado. o se le saca el aire a la goma del jeep de un teniente aunque este parqueado en la iglesia el domingo tomando la comunion. en cuba todo es politico, hasta el cura. asi que ni hablar de la musica y el deporte. fijense que cuando los artistas llegan a actuar en miami lo primero que te dicen es:
yo no voy a hacer declaraciones politicas. porque se sabe que lo que la gente quiere es que le digan cherna a raul y calvo de mierda a machado ventura. pero al regresar a la habana se encaraman en una tarima a gritar a favor de los 5. yo mismo me voy por mariel con un papel de ladron de puercos. pero al llegar a cayo hueso lo acotejo para politico: en la entrevista le digo al oficial que los puercos robados eran de un coronel. entonces el tipo le agrega a
ladron de puercos,
coronel. apeandome en el orange bowl hay un cubano voluntario atendiendo la fila y preguntando en alta voz quien es el coronel que roba puercos. -ven? todo lo politizamos. por eso cuando vemos fotos de un oficial del ministerio del interior decorando a elizardo, decimos que es seguroso.
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as cubans politicized everything is logical that according to elizardo sanchez santacruz cuba is the country with most political prisoners in the western hemisphere. you ran over a chiva with a bicycle and is the same thing if you ran over a chivato, is state-owned. so seen, the leader of the commission on human rights and national reconciliation has a list that never ends. because when is lowering he filled with staff of the most dissimilar delinquencies: stab on face, touched buttock, drunk in park, public scandal, theft of vegetables and/or domestic violence. for that he seeks a wordy language and a map of the island at level 1 in a hundred thousand, of cardboard, full of tacks that fixes all the time because they change the farm for lack of water or close it. anyway is a macabre joke 'cause the list was walking by 45 and in 15 days already it has 90, according to tamayo of the herald, one of the persons which knows very well about cuba in miami after oscaraza and marielvira. but do not be alarmed 'cause on the island have always invented government offensives with put dramatics and combative names such violent autumn (with machado), bloody christmas (with batista), and black spring (with fidel). with raul they're looking for a name, i suggest hot summer, to close the almanac's cycle. is that this can't be stopped because it's a centrifugal grinding fula. industry, modus vivendi. do imagine going put the last political prisoner from a cuban jail... -from what is going to live all this people? we'e talking about parties, organizations, active cells, marches along fifth avenue, hatcheries of flowers, dry-cleaners for white cotton fabric all with internet sites, pics, logos and banners. yes, already are these guys from bayamo that protested 'cause the cross-eyed gutierrez was taking the u.s.a.i.d. money but that's part of the job, is to fight for the ball in province, 'cause in the capital the big time bosses have bag in the american embassy and snak at moserrate's residence. that's why when the prisoner payroll is reduced, they go out on the street to provoke. to talk bad about the mother of someone of the party although he swear you -by god- its already expelled and threw away the carnet by the toilet. or to deflate the tires of a lieutenant jeep even when is parked in the church on sunday while he is taking the communion. in cuba, everything is political, even the priest. so, not to mention music and sport. mind you that when artists come to perform in miami the first thing they say is: i'm not going to make political statements. because we know that what people want is they tell faggot to raul and fucking bald to machado ventura. but after returning to havana they perch on a platform shouting in favor of the cuban 5. i myself come from mariel with a paper of thief of pigs. but arriving at key west i arrange it for political: in the interview i say to the officer that the stolen pigs were from a colonel. then the guy adds to thief of pigs, colonel. getting to the orange bowl there is this cuban voluntary attending the line and asking aloud who is the colonel who stoles pigs. -so you see? we politicized everything. that's why when we see photos of an official of the ministry of the interior decorating elizardo, we say that he's seguroso.©varela
